Dear FEMA,
You poor thing, as agencies go I’m sure you’re about like any other, unfortunately the “elected” officials in this administration have placed unqualified people in critical positions, two examples being Condi Rice and Mike Brown. Our national security advisor claims not to be able to imagine airplanes being used as weapons despite the well known history of this being done (also she’s very busy shopping for shoes), and the director of FEMA at the time Katrina hit is better suited to his chosen field in horse track management, no doubt dreaming of unicorns and the like instead of responding to the Katrina emergency. Any one with half a brain knows how these Nazi loving-right-wing corporate scammers who have infiltrated the US government operate, so it’s no surprise that FEMA now has a bad reputation, the scammers don’t want the citizenry to have confidence in the government or it’s institutions, thereby instilling fear and uncertainty among the population, or for the people to be united in their opinions, which of course puts the same emotional rhetoric propaganda spouting Nazi loving-right-wing corporate scammers in the illusionary position of saviors in times of need, and also weakens their opponents ability to organize. Create a crisis and provide the solution, that’s the way these Nazi loving-right-wing corporate scammers who have infiltrated the US government operate, it makes them rich to do so, plain and simple, we all know how well Cheney’s Haliburton buddies have scammed FEMA by over charging and not delivering what’s been ordered, etc.
Better luck next time FEMA, and be sure to watch out for the military industrial complex trying to scam you again, just like President Eisenhower and Major Smedley Butler said they would.
Your friend,
Ivan